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What’s with the obsession with calling food or recipes “better than sex”…I tried your pintrest risotto Sharon and frankly I’m wondering if your needs are being met
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my animal crossing character, heelying into the museum wearing sunglasses and holding a pina colada in one hand and an enormous bug in the other: blathers, you’re not gonna fucking believe this,
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caught the bae sleepin
now why would u waste a perfectly good pizza:(
that “waste” happens to be my wife getting her beauty sleep. think before you speak
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